Paul Fisher (rao) wrote,
  • Mood: amused/accomplished

signature guarantee acquired

Yesterday I opened up a savings account with $10.

Today I enter the bank...

Bank: How can I help you?
Me: I'd like to get a Medallion Signature Guarantee.
Bank: Are you a customer?
Me: Yes
Bank: Do you have an ID?
Me: *shows ID*
Bank: *looks up my account*
Bank: You opened up your account yesterday?
Me: Yes
Bank: *applies Medallion Signature Guarantee*

I think she was ever so slightly suspicious of the transaction.
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